Earlier this week, it was announced that Aliens: Colonial Marines would be delayed until autumn .

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WRUP: Wrong song, wrong time

For those not content with simply downloading the PC version of Alan Wake next month, Nordic Games has some good news .

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Alan Wake getting boxed PC version from Nordic Games

Here at Joystiq, we pride ourselves on being inside your mind , knowing what it wants, knowing what it thinks . We’re like a somewhat creepier, less linguistic Babel Fish .

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C&C: Renegade remake Renegade X: Black Dawn deploys tomorrow

Okay, well, technically that other trailer for The Darkness 2 was the grossest, but this new one is a really, really close second. If there’s one thing we know for sure at this point, it’s that these demons are seriously offended by human heads being attached to human spines and bodies.

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The Darkness 2 executions trailer is the grossest

Lumbering manly mech news now, with Double Fine and Microsoft confirming the launch price of next Wednesday’s substantial Iron Brigade (Trenched) expansion, ” Rise of the Martian Bear .” In exchange for 400 MS Points, or five Earth bucks, the DLC grants you four new maps (two of which can be played in Survival mode), a new boss fight, a diverse armory of beefed-up weapons, more customization options and, most importantly, a sombrero. Those disappointed by Iron Brigade ’s lack of ambidextrous salutations will be pleased to hear about the free title update launching alongside the patch

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Iron Brigade ‘Rise of the Martian Bear’ DLC coming in at $5

The Binding of Isaac: Unholy Edition is a DRM-free PC and Mac version that includes a free Steam gift key, the full soundtrack, a poster and a 40-page art book.

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The Binding of Isaac: Unholy Edition splats across retail shelves March 16

We’re going to start your weekend off the right way: with Yoshinori Ono phonetically reciting Raul Julia’s iconic lines from Street Fighter: The Movie .

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Street Fighter: The Movie: The Yoshinori Ono Re-enactment

Imagine Theatrhythm: Final Fantasy , but with a guitar-wielding rocker slicing zombies apart instead of cutely rendered Final Fantasy characters meandering through peaceful meadows. This isn’t just a psychotic thought exercise — it’s the premise of Zombie Slayer Diox , the second 3DS eShop game from UFO Interactive and the second UFO game to feature both guitars and zombies.

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Zombie Slayer Diox rocking out on 3DS eShop

If there’s one thing we’d have to say the Dirt series has been missing, it’s demolition derby — cars crashing into cars crashing into cars.

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Buckle up, this Dirt Showdown trailer may give you whiplash

Microsoft’s language filter on Xbox Live is strangling the linguistic skills of Quarrel players, banning such words as “help,” “train,” “balls” and “shaft” from being played. While we can understand the potential risque-ness of some of these words — especially “help,” which we’re sure was added at the request of the XBL customer-service team — without context we don’t see the harm in them. These words are fair game in singleplayer (with the Family Setting turned off), but Microsoft adds an extra filter to Live play, developer Denki’s Gary Penn told Edge : ” Quarrel uses the Collins official Scrabble dictionary comprising over 110,000 words up to eight letters in length, including a huge collection of words deemed ‘offensive’ by Collins, such as ‘arse’, ’shit’, ‘wank’ and ‘fuck.’” Other banned words include “start,” “skid,” “poop,” “hung,” “dice” and “god.” We’re stumped on how to use “dice” in an offensive manner, but we’ve seen “fag” flung around Xbox Live chat with alarming, unfiltered regularity, so we’re not going to try to figure out Microsoft’s regulation process here.

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XBL language filter prevents harmless words from being used in Quarrel